Saturday, July 28, 2012



C. Neuroticus Absolutus

The other day in the mall,
A lady bumped into me.
I said, “I’m sorry, madam,”
Even though it was her call.

Well, she got really huffy
And ’fore I knew what happened
The whole group from her hospice
Wailed on me. Their umbrellas,
Canes and walkers flying.
I come close to nearly dying.

Well, I’m no spring chicken,
But not one to take a lickin’.
I slipped from that half nelson
She had on me and
Pushed that old bitch down the stairs,
Cast, neck-brace, wheelchair and all.

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